I play like
a dog running after a ball
Other People say I play like
rubbish
Best football achievement
scored a wonder goal from the half way line (give or take a few meters)
Worst moment in football
Breaking my hand in an overhead kick attempt
Best player in our team
Goalkeeper
Team supported
Liverpool
My football hero
Gerrard
My football villain
Ronaldo
Why I'm a Weekend Wonder
I turn up