I play like
David Batty
Other People say I play like
Nora Batty
Best football achievement
Winding up oppoes and larruping the occasional volley
Worst moment in football
Losing 35-0 then, two weeks later against the same team, 36-0. Hats off to them, like.
Best player in our team
Hong-Kong Fingers, the one the Rs let slip.
Team supported
Bolton Wanderers
My football hero
Per Frandsen
My football villain
Anyone who spoils it
Why I'm a Weekend Wonder
Because I wonder where the weekends go.