I play like
A cross between Nigel Clough and Teddy Sheringham... but even slower
Other People say I play like
Mr Tippy Tappy
Best football achievement
Scoring a hat-trick of free-kicks for Foxhills Comp against deadly rivals High Ridge. Who cares that one of them bounced three times and the keeper dived over it? And playing in front of 30,000 at the opening of Wembley.
Worst moment in football
My big chance at Wembley coming when I was over the hill with no way back. I was compared to Jan Molby... in a bad way.
Best player in our team
Alex 'Fingers' Fanning
Team supported
Manchester United
My football hero
Diego Maradona
My football villain
Jose Mourinho
Why I'm a Weekend Wonder
Coz of all the hours spent trying to get this site working!