I play like
The best kept secret in professional football
Other People say I play like
My mates who know what they are talking about say I play like Claude Makelele. The other idiots... well I don't bother listening to them
Best football achievement
Playing for League One Swindon Town against Steaua Bucharest (1986 European Cup winners) in a pre-season friendly on Thursday, July 11 2008. I played two minutes. My arrival coincided with the Steaua equaliser to make it 2-2. On the bright side, however, I did get to touch the ball from the subsequent centre. Such was my impact that Romanian TV scrambled for an interview at the end of the game...
Worst moment in football
Developing a Darren Anderton esque affinity for injury
Best player in our team
Need you ask?
Team supported
Arsenal
My football hero
If I had to chose one it would probably be Steven Gerrard, but I'm also a big fan of Fernando Redondo, Zvonimir Boban, Rafael van der Vaart, Patrick Vieira, Lothar Matthäus, Cesc Fabregas and Paul Scholes
My football villain
Just one? There are too many to choose from, but at a push Cashley Cole sits top of the pile
Why I'm a Weekend Wonder
Football is my life. I eat, drink, sleep the game. Essentially I'm a sad, boring man who takes crap amateur football way too seriously